He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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