yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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