porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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