I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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