Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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