Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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