Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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