Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Let's paint friendship bongs
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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