I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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