yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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