Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
