Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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