yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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