All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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