This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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