i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I currently don't understand fingers.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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