now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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