How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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