Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Randomize
