plz talk dirty to me
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Randomize
