no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
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