At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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