Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The Olympian is in my bed
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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