well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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