I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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