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is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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