he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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