she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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