So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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