Pappa wants mamma naked
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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