I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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