It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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