I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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