your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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