Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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