i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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