So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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