words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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