No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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