Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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