I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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