found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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