some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
