you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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