She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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