I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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