WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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