You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
