i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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