wakey wakey hands off snakey
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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