Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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