my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
he shaved USA in his pubs
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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