Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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