I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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