Buhtt sex?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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