some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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